I was born and raised in Hammond Indiana, I’m still here and it’s glorious. It’s the best city on the planet!

I’m married with three kids and worked at Comcast as a lineman for 28 years. I no longer work there due to what in my opinion was an overly heated argument. This constitutes “violence” in todays world so I find myself unemployed for the first time in 33ish years. I’ll quote South Park with the phrase “Words are like bullets” so my “words” have me contemplating my future as a 48 year old loser with a high school diploma to go on. The outlook is grim my friends, the outlook is grim.